I’m too tired and cranky to do anything today
new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs
do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
No but I realized I AM an adult with almost no money
i bet harry’s one of those people who’s naturally warmer than everyone else and just standing near him makes you feel warm and comfortable he’s just like a human furnace of affection
Yes I support gay rights.
Yes I would care if you died.
No I’m not going to reblog that post.
And i’m especially not going to reblog seven pages worth of colorful gifs of people patting their back because they’re not homophobic.
Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown
What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?
I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE
I FUCKING SANG IT
it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may not be that big of a deal but when i’ve stored up that many negative emotions it feels like i busted a hole in the hoover dam
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time**goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*
you son of a mumford