Do you ever wonder if your family wonders if you’re gay.

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You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards 

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*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

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Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart. This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read (via stay-ocean-minded)

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Just found 2 pencils and a calculator in my bed….its that time of the semester again.

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Send me a ‘♥’ if you actually like my blog. Takes a second, means a lot.

(Source: mymadfatsdiary, via belleperries)

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when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are


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offensive things to call people when they’re mean to you:

  • crispy nipple
  • the white stringy things in bananas
  • tangled umbilical cord
  • nash grier
  • iceberg lettuce: world’s blandest green
  • watery afro
  • fountain water at school that never tastes right
  • voldemort’s breathing holes
  • ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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I’m bored who wants to fall in love

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look at the cutest bean to ever exist!!!!!!



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