swolizard:

sometimes you’ve gotta compliment yourself and just be your own hype squad

blue-eyed-hanji:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

hear hear

hempura:

DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHIGN AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS 

Honesty Hour

  • 1. What is your best friends name?
  • 2. What is your favourite band?
  • 3. What are you listening to right now?
  • 4. Ever skipped class?
  • 5. Ever been to a festival?
  • 6. Ever drunk alcohol?
  • 7. Ever done drugs/smoked?
  • 8. Hows the weather right now?
  • 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
  • 10. Single?
  • 11. Favorite TV show?
  • 12. Any nicknames?
  • 13. Height?
  • 14. Dream job?
  • 15. Hugs or kisses?
  • 16. Last time you cried?
  • 17. Ever cried yourself to sleep?
  • 18. Are you flexible?
  • 19. Have you ever been bullied?
  • 20. Had a boy have a crush on you?
  • 21. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
  • 22. Any piercings?
  • 23. Favorite movies?
  • 24. Favorite sport?
  • 25. What are you doing right now?
  • 26. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
  • 27. Have you ever loved someone?
  • 28. Who would you like to see right now?
  • 29. Do you like to travel by plane?
  • 30. Are you missing someone?
  • 31. Do you have a tattoo?
  • 32. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?
  • 33. Are you a confident person?
  • 34. How many concerts have you been to this year?
  • 35. Do you think you're goodlooking?
  • "

    1. Do not date a boy who does not care what your favourite song is. The boy who does not care what melodies ignite your heart strings with love and wonder while staring at passing street lights on the last train home, will not care if it’s 2 a.m. and your heart is breaking.

    2. Do not let anyone fold you up like last winters tattered scarf and put you away with the others in a neatly labeled box. Even when there’s thunder and the sky is crying, you are your mum’s favourite summer dress. You are to wear yourself like you believe it.

    3. We are all stories. Write yours how you want. Make today’s chapter about purposely taking the wrong bus and discovering a tiny blue tea shop, or folding origami paper hearts over and over on your window sill. Just make sure it’s something you’d enjoy reading.

    4. I will always try to save you.

    5. Someday you will be 19 and lost and heartbroken and you will think about a place you’ve seen on TV or heard or read about in a book or seen a picture of. You will feel your heart drop into your stomach. Go there. For a day, a month, forever, but it’s important that you go.

    6. The world is so beautiful. Do not let the slumped over homeless man outside the convenience store or the stories of guns and bombs on the television let you believe otherwise. We are all so lost. All of us. We all show it in different ways. I write bad poems. Others start wars. There is no inherent evil, only good people searching too hard.

    7. I love everything about you.

    8. Money turns people into liars and emotional ghosts. School grades are an inaccurate representation of you. Measure your life’s worth in how many times you’ve nearly lost your life to laughter, how many books you’ve closed with happy tears in your eyes, people whose lives you’ve brought joy to, marshmallows eaten, or countries visited.

    9. Don’t ever let anyone tell you to stop crying. Cry if you want to. It’s okay. You’re allowed.

    10. My best friend once told me that the most important decision he had ever made was to love everyone and everything. He’s the only person I’ve ever known to have a viewable aura of light around him. Don’t forget to love this world, to love people. Be light. You are already mine.

    "
    10 things I will tell my daughter. - Julia LaValley (via steadies)
    "

    1. Who you are now is not who you will be in 10 years. It is okay to be somebody new 10 minutes from now. We are always learning. We are always growing. If you realized 10 seconds ago that you don’t like who you are, shed your skin, retry, replant yourself in good soil.

    2. Cleaning is instant therapy. When your brain is muddy, take a shower, wash your hands, change your clothes. Spend 15 minutes straightening your living room. When you are angry, scrub things. I know it’s crazy but it works instantly.

    3. Forgive someone’s debt if it’s under 50 dollars, forgive the small things, give a little time to yourself and forgive the big things too. Forgiveness isn’t about the other person, it’s about you. That being said - if someone ever hurts you in a way that would make me cry to know, you get out of there, my love. You just get up and go.

    4. Gum karma is real and if you spit out a piece in public expect to find some on your shoe in the future. Same goes for insults and harsh judgement, too.

    5. Do what you love and the money will follow.

    6. Live your life with an open palm and give as much as you can and as often. At some point in your life, someone will lend you 50 bucks when you’re down on your luck. Remember how that feels. Remember to give that back.

    7. Always wear clean underwear. You’ll thank me later.

    8. There is a difference between being kind and being passive and there are those who cannot see that difference. They will try to walk all over you. Never bend your knees for those who do.

    9. Have faith. Have faith in god or people or yourself or science or in luck or in all of the above. Faith is what keeps us going, faith is what keeps us strong.

    10. Pay your bills on time whenever you can, although money is nothing. Remind yourself that.

    11. Do not forget you were once ignorant of all you know now. Be patient of anyone who hasn’t had the education you have. Speak at the level of the person you are with - it’s not playing dumb, it’s being considerate. There’s no reason to make them feel uncomfortable. Plus then when someone starts going off about their superior IQ, you can cut them to pieces and watch their face when you do.

    12. You are the best person in the room for one particular thing, and that’s confidence. You are the worst person in the room for another thing, and that’s humility. Use both carefully.

    13. Never make fun of someone’s beliefs or superstitions, let your kid keep their imaginary friend and let your best buddy believe in knocking on wood. We all have security blankets. Don’t take away someone else’s.

    14. Try to learn something new every day.

    15. The worse you look, the more likely you are to run into someone you know so instead of feeling awkward, learn to be confident in sweats while talking to your friends.

    16. Never go to bed angry, it will ruin your sleep and make tomorrow even harder. Find a way to relax. Don’t let today get to your head.

    17. Think before you speak. When someone says something, mull over their words before answering. This is called listening, it is different than hearing.

    18. What keeps love beautiful is that there’s risk involved. If he breaks your heart and it doesn’t hurt, it wasn’t love in the first place.

    19. Never let someone else determine who you are or how happy. You are too strong to be torn apart.

    20. I love you, even when we are fighting, even when I am fast asleep. Don’t doubt it for an instant. You are my everything.

    "
    Life lessons my mother has taught me from the side of her hospital bed (part 2/2 of a series) /// r.i.d  (via cutely-perverted)
    toxicblogger:

his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”

    koalatea:

    IF SOMEONE MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR THE BANDS YOU LISTEN TO OR THE WAY YOU TAKE YOUR COFFEE OR HOW YOU WEAR YOUR HAIR OR WHAT YOU WEAR OR THE WAY YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS THEN FUCKING DROP THEM LIKE THE PIECE OF SHIT THEY ARE AND GO FIND SOMEONE WHO THINKS YOUR LAUGH SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST GODDAMN SONG THEY’VE EVER HEARD AND OFFERS TO MAKE YOUR COFFEE FOR YOU AND THINKS YOU DRESS LIKE ART

    see-you-in-london:

    Its tough playing hard to get when youre hard to want..

    how much shit did i have to delete in order to get this god damn ios8 update….EVERYTHING